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First published in 2009

WTF? Jumpin’ Jeezus Christ, Mother, Mary, and Joseph!  The Bastards are going to nuke Hawaii!

North Korea has emerged from its inscrutable kitchen overlooking the Taedong River to deliver (with a flourish) yet another example of its award winning (but solitary) signature entrée. And, as usual, the regulars are duly impressed by the classic fare.

This week’s special is their classic rendition of Scary Pie…a flavorsome treat of flaky layers enclosing a stewed rendition of plutonium, poverty, megalomania, envy, trans-national terrorism, paranoia, bombast, opportunism, and ego…all served on a sizzling piece of hardened armor plate…and drizzled with a regional ballistic missile sauce which seems to have broadened its range across everyone’s’ palate this week.

Those pesky Northern Koreans have emerged from their perennially failed roadside international diner for another attempt at semi-haute cuisine.  After nearly closing deals for rights to the secret family recipe to international restaurant industry giants Clinton and Bush, Head Chef Kim Jong-il has attempted to reinvigorate the franchise by serving up the classic dish at a phenomenal markup.  Rumors of recent restaurant demolition projects are apparently premature as the newly refurbished kitchen appears to be again cooking with fire.

All Post-Election Obama Partygoers are invited to thrill and trill to the familiar aroma of fear drifting across the wide boulevards of the Pacific.  This critic’s review says that buying a heaping platter of Scary Pie will be the summer’s gastronomic hit (albeit at 10 times the original 1990-2008 price in devalued and imaginary dollars).  Rumor control says that unless President Obama can buy out the North Korean restaurant, local entrepreneurs Japan and South Korea may even try their own hand at nuclear fast food franchises…a prospect no doubt alarming to local eatery speculators Russia and China.

 

Dear Leader and his staff are again rattling cookware in the hopes of cutting spectacularly better financial deals from Mr. Obama and Ms. Clinton than those offered by previous venture capitalists.

This should work out swimmingly for all concerned as the North Koreans simply want a cut of the trillions in imaginary dollars that the Administration is already printing and spending.  It’s panned out so well for GM and Illinois…why not for Pyongyang?

P.S. –

Dear China:  Reign in your little friends or hope the wind blows in the right direction.

Love & Kisses, the USA

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US National Defense Strategy:

1) Bury head in sand (or elsewhere).

2) Wait until someone comes along and kicks us square in the nuts.

3) Stumble around in shock and surprise until figuring out how to fight.

4) Beat them into a bloody pulp.

5) Pick up their hospital tab afterwards.

Add recently John Ashe and Seth Rich.

The new batch of emails showing that the State Department gave special access to top Clinton Foundation donors while Hillary Clinton was secretary of state brings to mind the case of a shady Miami businessman serving a 12-year prison sentence after scamming the government out of millions. His name is Claudio Osorio, a Clinton Foundation donor who got $10 million from the government after the Clinton State Department reportedly pulled some strings.

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After starting his rally with a short fat Spanish speaking man and then consistently using divisive language (African hyphenated American was used a gabillion times and Latino hyphenated American used slightly less), Donald Trump says this at the end of his rally:

“We reject the “bigotry” of Hillary Clinton who sees “communities of color” only as votes, not as human beings worthy of a better future. She is a disgrace. The “era of division” is coming to an end, we will create a new future of American unity”.

He also mentioned he would select a SCOTUS who would uphold the Constitution: We assume he means the U.S. Constitution.

Article 4-Section 4

We are founded as a REPUBLIC and NOT a gawddamn “democracy”.

After just having American citizens on stage whose family members were murdered by illegal aliens, and saying that on immigration Clinton is bought and paid for by special interest, and she’s never going to do the right thing, he says that Clinton corruption “strikes at the heart our country and at the heart of our democracy”. He goes on to say that Clinton is a disgrace and her corruption is “a threat to the foundation of democracy”.

Maybe someone could actually read the Constitution to Trump and then explain the two totally different forms of government (Republic and democracy). The rubes that adore Trump are the reason our Republic is dead.

You cannot be a Republican (Constitutional Republic-Article 4, Section IV) and…tout democracy (mob rule).

EDINBURG — Border Patrol Chief Manuel Padilla held a mugshot Thursday afternoon of his younger brother, a convicted drug trafficker born in Mexico who has been deported several times.

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Flashback: LA Times Finds Border Patrol Has A Hispanic Corruption Problem (But Doesn’t Quite Put It That Way)

Excerpt:

What’s grossly ironic is the specter of people using white computers hooked up to white electricity sent across white power grids to criticize the very white people who made their whining possible. Even worse is the ubiquity of white people pejoratively using the word “white people” as if it somehow doesn’t apply to them. That right there is a collective mental illness for the ages.

White technology has doubled lifespans across the globe and yanked several human subgroups out of the Stone Age. This makes certain white people feel guilty. It also apparently makes lots of nonwhite people resentful.

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